“for some reason my message to Rupert has bounced back, I’ve been sick through the night lots so won’t be in today can you please let him know.  Thanks and see you tomorrow” 

“can you let the bosses know I’m stuck in an accident.  Thanks"

"Hi, sooty not feeling very well will not be in, back tomorrow. Jen."

"Oh shit, not been very well again, not coming in today back tomorrow."

"Ill be back torrow. Jen"

"Just say I had an app this morning in Reading u think, please. News hav just reported an acc up ahead"

"If anyone asks can u just saz"

"If anyone asks can u just saz"

"If any1 asks can u just say u dont expect me in till 10-10.30 incase ray/rup/chris ask. Thanks."

"If anyone asks can u just saz"

"Hi Jase, I know its late so I hope I havent disturbed u but just to let u know I wont be in tomorrow, feeling really rubbish and dont think ill be getting much sleep tonight. Hope it doesnt piss Arthur off, just struggling to even stand up. Please let Arthur know. See u monday. Jen."

"Hi, I had a bad tummy again through the night and the pain killers have stopped working so I can't make it in today. Will see the doctor this afternoon hopefully. Jen"

"Hi jason, cud u let  Arthur know that Im coming in by train. Will try & be on time but cant remember the route. Thanks."

"Often, i never have time off because of my family. Look im driving so whatever!"

"Jason i really dont need ur sarcastic remarks. If i say i have family issues then thats what i have, im sorry but if my family needs me then they come before everything including my job!"

"Hi, sorry jason but somethings come up and ive got to go to Reading, so i wont be in today. Will be back tomorrow hopefully."

"Hi, i have not been very well over the weekend and was poorly again last night. I wont  be in today however hopefully il feel better by tomorrow. Sorry."

"Hi jason, did u send all the emails out, not a problem if u didnt i shall pop into work today. Please tb asap. Thanks."

"Hi jason, went to the docs and have got an infection so iv got some anti biotics. Can u please authorise petty cash and send out cash wages. Thanks."

"Hi, i m at my brothers house, imi has not been well. Will try and get in tom. Will keep u posted."

"Hi mate, jus got a un sent mesage that i sent to u,ive sprained  my ankle so not sure if il be in tom as i cant walk at the mo. Will def try but don  think i can. jen"

"Hi jase, still not well so im going to keep my app tom at the doctors. Should be back monday. Sorry if i dropped u in it today."

"Hi jason, been up vomiting all night so won't be in today."