“for some reason my message to Rupert has bounced back, I’ve been sick through the night lots so won’t be in today can you please let him know.  Thanks and see you tomorrow” 

“can you let the bosses know I’m stuck in an accident.  Thanks"

"Hi, sooty not feeling very well will not be in, back tomorrow. Jen."

"Oh shit, not been very well again, not coming in today back tomorrow."

"Ill be back torrow. Jen"

"Just say I had an app this morning in Reading u think, please. News hav just reported an acc up ahead"

"If anyone asks can u just saz"

"If anyone asks can u just saz"

"If any1 asks can u just say u dont expect me in till 10-10.30 incase ray/rup/chris ask. Thanks."

"If anyone asks can u just saz"